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Welcome to my blog about aliens, UAPs, and everything in between!

Schizo Post 1: Are Aliens Watching Us?

In this post, I'm going to tell you why I believe aliens are secretly controlling our minds. The signs are everywhere...

People think I'm crazy, but have you seen the shape of the clouds today? They're clearly UFOs...

Schizo Post 2: The Glorp Conspiracy

I'm convinced that the government knows more about UFOs than they're letting on. The Glorp is not a myth...

If you look closely, you’ll see hidden symbols in the media. They can’t hide it forever...

Schizo Post 3: The Truth About The Glorp

There are rumors about the Glorp, an ancient alien artifact...

They can't hide the truth forever. The Glorp is real, and it's coming.

It's not just conspiracy; it's a fact. You can read more on the official site.

Unveiled Secrets: The Whispering Lights of Area 52

I’ve been digging into something wild lately—those strange, flickering lights people keep spotting near Area 52. You know, the one they don’t talk about as much as its famous neighbor? I’m telling you, there’s more to these UAPs than just swamp gas or weather balloons.

Rumor has it, late at night, you can hear a low hum—like a whisper from the sky. Locals say it’s been happening for years, but lately, it’s gotten louder. Some guy on X even posted a blurry video last week, claiming it’s proof of alien tech testing. The patterns in the lights? Too precise to be random. Too quiet to be human drones. I’m starting to think the feds have a deal going—maybe reverse-engineering something they pulled out of the desert decades ago.

And get this: old declassified files mention ‘unexplained aerial phenomena’ in that exact region, but the details are blacked out. Coincidence? I don’t buy it. Keep your eyes on the horizon, folks—the truth’s buzzing out there, and it’s only a matter of time before it lands.